I have a file and a chisel. Every time I screw up with with one I tell people it’s custom engraving. I also tell them it’s often difficult reading my inscriptions on account of them being engraved in Cyrillic. That usually works.
"The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle." John Stapp - "Stapp's Law" "Klaatu barada nikto"
