I really should RattleCan the bitch...to make it even Sleepier.................(grin)
You really are joking .. Right?
Think about the OP's criteria...
Cheap. Looking for a good basic tool, not something to be babied. And I would baby anything expensive.
I'm thinking $100 to 200 is my price range. But not junk. Seems like a tall order for that money
Even though you are "laughing", I still stand behind my suggestion for a Flying Dragon tuned Xisico...
*EDITED* I should know better than to feed the trolls.
Sorry for the rant.