You'd do well to bring a bottle of Bleach,so as to HOPE to remove the stench...of Goat Fhuqktitude.
Hint.............
Not so, you aren't invited, you fish sucking goat herder...
You two keep talking bad about goats...enough. A hex on both of you.
May Stick be forced to shoot/hunt with nothing but wood/blued/Swararski'd rifles the rest of his life.
May shrapnel be forced to shoot/hunt with stainless/synthetic/SWFA'd rifles the rest of his life.
...bunch a goat-smack talking trash....grin...