A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices his penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the window.
Driving right behind the couple was a man and his 8 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden - the penis smacks the pickup right in the middle of the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young tender age, the father replies: "It was only a bug, honey".
The daughter had a confused look on her face, but after a few minutes she said.............."Well it sure had a big dick on it, didnt' it?"
/John
