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Originally Posted by m_stevenson
"Bender, rollin' incognito with aviators on.
Merle growlin' on the radio.



Sometimes we think we’re having a quake here, but it’s just the Chuck Norris of the peninsula rollin into town, with his aviators on, even at night.


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.