I don't get this schit.
People that don't eat meat want to pretend to eat meat.
or paddle shifters on them automatical transmissions so people can pretend they got a manual (clue , if it ain't got a clutch pedal it ain't a manual)
or decaffeinated coffee , when ya take the caffeine out it ain't coffee no more
or near beer
or.....
Mike
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ pretty much it right there ^ ^ ^ ^