I want one!
You'll have to scour the gun tables at the local gun show.
Those blasters would have been fun when I was a kid. I bet you could set them on a wide dispersal and blow hay bales apart.
Now you just need someone to actually open a book and read it!
I bought your book on the 303 years ago. It took me a couple years to finally read it, though to be fair, it somehow ended up packed away in a box of my pots and pans my new wife did not wish to use.
Reading skills have deteriorated over the years. Not markedly, but enough that my colleagues and I noticed it when I was teaching. Still, books are going strong.
I thank you for buying the book. You never know, you might feel like digging it out some time. You'll have an advantage over the young people.