my steady, calm demeanor, perspicacity and keen intellect helped elevate me to high status here years ago. I offer masters classes for a reasonable fee.
... and tip.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.