Naw, can't be that you don't have a job, that you don't get off your ass and do anything besides gobble down a box or two of Oreo's daily, that you never learned how to cook unless in came in a box and is "cooked" in a Microwave, it can't be that you have lived off the dole so long that simply getting out of bed is damn near physically impossible, it can't be that you have no control over your own body and what you shove down you lazy ass throat, no can't be.
IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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