Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by slumlord
You unscrew the aerators out of the faucets in the public library? Those commercial deltas made the best bowl screens. Torch em blue hot one good time so you don't get a rentina migraine.


You two Tennesseeans are hilarious.

Smokin' resinous screens?

Sure, when I run outa cash to get good bud.

You guys prolly spiked your juice boxes with bong water too, so you could keep the high going at school.

Geno

Huh????
Thats what the dugout and brass pinch hitter was for.
Study hall,,,,,pretend your asleep.

Not.

Hold it till nothing exhaled.

LOL!!!

HELL......I had teachers ask what a pot pipe looked like in high school.
Showed my woodshop teacher my brass chamber pipe .
Had a lid with a fire hole on the bowl loaded up and ready to go.
Let him see it, examine it, explained it to him.
He handed it back.
It hit with my lighter right in front of him.
Big ole toke.....

LMFAO!!!


Same teacher also let me assembled a .50 cal trapper/ hawken pistol in wood shop.
Made a velvet lined and contoured foam padded red cedar box for it.
Went to take it all home.
He said bring in your powder, balls, caps and patches tommorow
We will test fire it behind the metal shop.
Had my history teacher , wood shop teacher, metal shop teacher, and asst principle all out their the next day shooting my pistol with me
Got the front sight filed down , didnt have ta drift the rear very much at all.
Bout 2 and half hours of us all shooting the thing during school hours

He also taught me how to properly sharpen knives with his stones during my freshman year.
He seen after a few times i had some skill putting an edge on steel.
Got to the point where deer season would hit and i would have knives to sharpen for alot of friends and teachers at school.
started refinishing gunstocks also in high school
Never charged anyone, teachers or friends for either
Kept me busy during woodshop.
During my junior and senior years i could sign into woodshop in leiu of study halls.
I had alot of study halls those years.
I jammed up my credits freshman and sophmore years.
Figured it all out early on how to jumble time to my advantage.

Also kinda made me untouchable in alot of peoples eye,s
I used the skills i had making and fixing schitt to my advantage at times in high school .not ashamed to admit it that at all



LOL!!!