I don't get no
Social Security
I tried, and I tried,
and I tried and I tried,
I can't get no.....

Fuggin' asswipes took a small wad of my jingle and said "suck it".
Oh well, I had a better plan anyway.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain