I was sitting in my truck at the grocery store waiting on the better half one evening. A carload of twinkie fanatics parked next to me and prepared their mount and conquer strategy for the high fructose corn syrup isle and any others that got in their way. Once the plan was hatched a 400lb heifer threw the door open and into the rear fender of my truck. After the truck settled back down on all 4 wheels I gave em a WTF. Another 350lb heifer bellard out something about ho ho's and diet dr pepper and I decided it wasn't worth getting my blood pressure up.
I was waiting on the wife at the grocery store one day when a carload of what could have been the same people pulled in the space beside me in a compact car. When I realized what was about to happen I moved a safe distance and watched the car rock as a couple of them flung the doors open and got the rhythm going to get out of the car. They just kept piling out - five biguns in a compact. Looked like the clowns at the circus.
jnyork-does the business have a surveillance system?
