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You know, the lumbering lard ass that says he has found Jesus, but still struggles with eating disorders and obesity , side-effected by his statin cholesterol drugs, and opiodes for his backpain or bum knees, ..could also be suffering from crippling gout and nursing a serious ingrown toenail he is too afraid to see a doc about, so he perseveres with it like a real trooper but also like a cripple, tenderly hobbling into church, finding it hard to simply sit or stand, or concentrate well on anything- be it his surroundings or church service to his God.
CF types are also partial to their hard liquor, so apart from the drowsiness , dizziness, difficulty sleeping, headches, nausea , tiredness, mood swings etc, caused by their meds, they may also be adversely effected from last nights drinks.
If those compounding issues are not enough, then theres the underlying emotionally inept aspect, Some cannot even keep their cool in CF keyboard battles, getting all flustered-emotional, erratic, irrational, and losing the plot.
bUt hey don't worry....cause they will try and have you believe they will keep their head screwed-on when someone is emptying a 12 guage in their direction...cause they have attained a Skillset from punching static cardboard badguys that have never shot back, have been reading Ayoob for 25 yrs and watching John Boy Correia Utube tutorials on active self protection.
They like to believe that from all that (and a bit of prayer help from Jesus)... they are piping schitt hot physically and mentally prepped, poised and ready to proficiently engage any active shooter at any moments notice /or split-second the starters gun is fired.
course if it gets too hot in the kitchen, they can take opportune cover with their sidearm behind the pews with all the innocents still huddled in their seats that they are supposed to be protecting and re-emerge to rush forward , ..when the dust is already beginning to settle.
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Dude............ WTF???
"Successful is leaving something in better shape than you inherited it in. Keep that in mind, son." Dad
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