Come on out to the Pacific Northwest, lady dan and see what REAL forests look like and see what a real fire season looks like. We'll give you a yellow shirt to wear and let you help fight the fires in mountainous terrain and watch you cry to get home to your scrub lands.

Geezer fn punks yappin'.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

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