Remember the Burma Shave road signs? They always used to crack me up! Hose too short? Pump too weak? Bend down low, Or pizz on feet! Burma Shave
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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