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Wow, it's Septo-Bismal!
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Man: I don't know. I just feel run down, listless and headachy...

Friend: Hmmm. Sounds like you're irregular.

Man: Irregular?

Friend: You know, obstructed.

Man: What?

Friend: Bunged up.

Man: Sorry, I'm not following you...

Friend: Oh, for crying out loud! You need a good dump!

Man: Ahhhh...

Friend: Here. Swallow this. And listen, get to the washroom NOW! This stuff is fast acting.

Man: (Takes a swig) Thanks. I...oh my...I...I...I gotta go!

(The man runs to the washroom at high speed.)

Friend: (Chuckling and talking to himself like many old men do) There goes another 'soon to be satisfied' customer. Smooth tasting, fast acting SEPTO BISMAL. It's not gentle, but it works!