Ya know, you can not eat eggs and chicken in the same meal. "That ain't a meal, that's a vendetta."

One of the funniest things I ever saw,: I had my little tykes helping me clean some old oat hay bales from the neighbors barn. There is always lots of grain in oat hay and mice breed like heck in it.

We had about a dozen full grown ducks underfoot as we worked. And every time we rolled over a bale and one or two or three mice tried to escape, that entire bunch of ducks was on em like white on rice. Those ducks must have caught ten or twelve mice each, and were anxious for more. They just tipped their head up and swallowed them whole.


People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.