So, in today's "I cant tell the difference between satire and real life" news...apparently a history professor at the University of Oklahoma, has been forced to apologize for using a racial slur. The professor was reading a historical document containing the word, and gave out a "trigger warning" letting those know it was in the document beforehand and allowing students to leave if they wished? So anyway, there apparently is an organization on the OU campus that is ready and waiting to spring into action at a moments notice when such opportunities arise, the Black Emergency Response Team! So BERT scheduled sit-ins and hunger strikes and now has a list of demands.

Students said they will be sitting at Evans Hall until their demands are met. The Black Emergency Response Team said many members would go on a hunger strike.

“To the upper administration: there will be no meetings,” said Miles Francisco, co-director of BERT, in a demand letter. “You either meet our demands or you starve us of our freedom. Join us.”

Their demands? They want a new multiracial student center that will feature meeting spaces for marginalized students, common areas, study rooms and a Popeyes restaurant.

MLK would be crying at how much these dumbasses has ruined what he fought for.


have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings