LOL

summer interning, I had a guy walk into the geosciences dept, wanted to know if we thought what he had was a meteorite.

I went and grabbed our minerology PhD, we got him back outside, he was a little ‘fruity’

She asked if she could chip it little off with a rock hammer. He agreed.

She wailed on it once, pulverized it like chalk, look on his face was priceless. Scooped it up and said, nope, just a rock. Thanks for stopping by.

hahaha