Hello, early risers! Or early shake awakes if you live in Idaho.

There will be no juvenile prank threads from me; I've always hated pranks, which I view as Sadism Lite. Nobody pranks anyone they really like; it reveals a secret distaste for them. Prankers are thus liars and hypocrites, not friends. Rant over.

It's Air Force pension deposit day, we go see our tax guy today (I think - it might be awkward under this virus thing) and Wednesday is our maid day. Also, I change Harry's shave blades on the first and weigh myself. So it's QUITE a busy day! Well, compared to my usual "got nothing" kind of day, anyway. Hey, when you're retired, you look forward to the small things. Okay...the microscopic things.

Oh, and it's cloudy, 40 degrees now and a small chance of a shower later on.


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.