I screwed with my cousin for a few years. Convinced him they were giant urinal tablets used to train free range cattle to pee in certain spots out on the range. Poor kid amazing he grew up to be so level headed as much as me and my brother f'd with him.

"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."