This may be a little inappropriate but..F it

Jim Conrad,
I'm making this photo post in attempt to inspire you to build a back yard pond. From what I've seen of your place on Google earth it appears you might be able to squeeze one in somewhere.

We only have 2 1/2 acres and were able to build this one. It was inspired by the need for fill to build a sound proofing berm, there was road noise coming from the east that had to be dampened. Well, that's how it started anyway.

Once the pond idea was born, we had to be able to fill it so a well was drilled and 400 gallons a minute of mineral laden artisan water came boiling out of the ground... no pump required....

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As the berm took shape multiple flat tent sites were added for when that "over flow" type of company would stop by.
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A small creek on the right hand side of this image acted as the drain, water could flow out into the bay from there.
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