I'd have settled for a simple handheld GPS over 30-year-old topo maps annotated in French and Cambodian.

Renegade, when guys of our era shoot the breeze with today's guys and we describe what we did and how we did it, the youngsters of today simply go slack-jawed. "You did WHAT?!" Of course, by the time we quit doing it that way, it was already on the raggedy-ass edge of being unsurvivable and new guys are seeing our methods in light of today's threat levels - and enemy technology. Our jobs are as extinct as pterosaurs.


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.