Got a cousin interested in a reverse mortgage.

Her kid, or more specifically her kid’s wife, has turned out to be a grasping harpy, and she’s tired of em hovering like vultures wanting for them to croak.

Thinks she could use that extra income to finance an RV and travel in what years of mobility her and her husband have left.


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744