Driving up our road, my neighbor is out pushing his old azz mower around his yard. He’s at least 40#’s on me and I’m a fat azz.
Park the car and fire up the little lawn tractor and take it down.
See his grown boy sitting in the garage as I pull in on the mighty Ariens. “WTF you doing watching your pop push that mower around on Father’s Day?”
- “Oh? It’s Father’s Day? “
Lol.
Made them both Bloody Mary’s. The lawn will wait!
