I swear, stupidity HAS to be genetic, it just keeps popping up in the strangest of places.
Only other thing I can figure is, the Sierra Club is planning a kayak regatta through there and that guy is getting ready for it.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744