Originally Posted by lvmiker
The bologna sandwich and all its' variations are what separates western civilization from the barbarians. Nobody ever said " I think I will slap some slabs of fish or tofu on a bun and add mayo and mustard. When they try to tear down the statues of the Earl of Sandwich I will say Enough, and come out shooting!.


mike r



I have it on good account that the Earl would never have stood for no dang Miracle Whip on a Sandwich.

Not then.

Not now.

Not ever.

Only thing miraculous about MW is that they still find suckers to buy and use it. I swear, it's some sort of reverse miracle engineered by the fella in the red suit with a pointy tail and horns. That stuff is definitely not Kosher.


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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