The bologna sandwich and all its' variations are what separates western civilization from the barbarians. Nobody ever said " I think I will slap some slabs of fish or tofu on a bun and add mayo and mustard. When they try to tear down the statues of the Earl of Sandwich I will say Enough, and come out shooting!.
mike r
I have it on good account that the Earl would never have stood for no dang Miracle Whip on a Sandwich.
Not then.
Not now.
Not ever.
Only thing miraculous about MW is that they still find suckers to buy and use it. I swear, it's some sort of reverse miracle engineered by the fella in the red suit with a pointy tail and horns. That stuff is definitely not Kosher.