Phone rang @ 0815 this AM with a hillbilly screaming at me that he was at my house ready to work @ 0730 but no answer.

Where the fck was I ????

ASLEEP !!!


He had called Friday AM to tell me he would be over at 0800 Sat to work so he's 30 minutes early this AM and his GF called a week ago saying he would be over last Sat. AM.

No show

During the wonderful conversation he told me that he had knocked on the door.

I'm a very sound sleeper and keep odd hrs. and had a big note ( 8 1/2 X 11 ) on my door for years that read

KNOCK HARD !!!!!

but took it down because THEY CAN'T READ in the year 2020 !!!!!!!!!!!!.

Been doing this for 10 years and never ceases to amaze and frustrate me and in this case for 2 weeks even though I had stated then I wouldn't be ready for him till after the 1st