Why in the fugg would anybody be stupid enough to pay $23 for a pair of socks in the first place? I mean, what the he’ll do they do for you that a regular pair of socks for a buck wouldn’t? Who gives a flying rat turd if they’re sized? They just need to be close enough which 99.9% of all socks sold are within the range they are marked. Guess what I’ve got tons of socks and never gave a second thought to making sure they were exactly sized like shoes. They don't have to be. They’re socks.

There really is a sucker born every minute...