When you were 30 you whipped it out and done in 20 seconds or less.
Now you're leaning on the lifeguards stand, grunting, straining, and dribbling in the pool gutter.
Oh yes...56 and know only too well that it is a good idea to make sure it is finished before tucking it back in.
Was pretty pleased today as a young fellow took longer than me to take a piss...small victory but I will take it.
