Quite a few years back a local used car salesman's wife
superglued his poker to his belly while he slept.
He had to get it "fixed" in the ER.
She was tired of his screwing around.
Damn Hillary and the hipaa rules,
that stuff doesn't get out much anymore.
Side note.
About two years ago, there was a big scandal at the hospital.
A guy came in with a unique problem, needing emergency care from the urologist.
The Doc, a friend, was an instructor at some med school and wanted photos for
teaching purposes. Since there was a problem with the camera they normally used
for that, he ask a surgical assistant to use a cell phone. The pics circulated the hospital
during the procedure, and when the doc looked up from cutting a box-end wrench off the guys pecker, the room was full of people taking photos.
Created quite a problem for the hospital, and the Doc. He was embarrassed as
the investigation was made public in the paper.
The Wrench Molester was never publically identified, but received a settlement.
He had received treatment for similar issues before.
