These pistols jobs... did you ride you adult tricycle 50 miles to work... thru 8 feet of snow... uphill... both ways during the worst hurricane season Fort Lauderdale ever saw?
No I'll leave the stupid shyt to you Virginians. You're too good at to try to compete.
Bet I won't be struggling trying to figure out how to retire. Do you space out the saltines and potted meat? Try to make that can last two days so you can afford to turn the heat on for a few hours?
I could write a check for a brand new truck tomorrow if I wanted one. I eat whatever the hell I want. Dumbass.
Does the check have your wife's name on it? Nevermind, if she was paying it would be with a big fistful of dollar bills.
