Went to the gym for an evening workout and a couple others came to mind....
No Deer were harmed in this one..
Unc number 2 had a small camp in Clarington, Pa. Like 4 people was a crowd small....The two of us were there playing cards one evening...Me about 17 and him late 50's. He looks up and says to me, do you drink beer? I replied no, and he says well I do, lets go. We are soon in this little bar not much bigger than his camp. 5 or 6 stool joint. There is another sitting at the bar, obviously over his threshold and wearing a Pa tuxedo, aka woolrich pants with suspenders. In a bit he gets up and goes to the BR and a little later so does Unc 2. Soon Unc 2 comes out and he is rolling with laughter.."What's up?" "Well that guy with the Woolrich pants is sitting on the toilet grunting one out. No door and I could see him." I give him an odd look and he replies.. "He still has the pants on" "No," "Yes"
Soon the guy comes out and sits down, and in a bit says something to himself. Next thing we know he waddles out the door...We both were crying...
Last edited by battue; 09/09/20.
