I’ll never forget that morning
I had a roof torn open in town, really needed to get my ass over on it. The wife needed me to keep the kid for a couple hours until “Nana” could was freed up gettin her toenails clipped or some chit.
Started watching all the TV live coverage was glued to the TV until my son Baby Huey took the most massive dump in his diaper ever conceived. It was mooshing out of the top of his onesie shirt collar.
Had to relocate him outside to the sidewalk and hose him off.
