A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu..




Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for a Democrat?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of [bleep], it takes all morning."

Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

When in the Course of human events......