Her-
"Hi honey, I'm home!"
Him-
"Down here in the basement!"
Her-
"Oh, you're still wearing that stinky old tank top?!"
Him-
"fffft! Hey bring me another PBR would ya?"
Her-
"You remember tonight we're having the Durhams over to talk about the acquisition of Legacy Inc and the ramifications of the merger?"
Him-
"Not now, me and my internet friends are scabbin at a guy on the Campfire. I love this schit!"