Not official unless it is in a grove, with knee-high grass concealing at least one spike harrow to act as a trap for the unwary. Random strands of barbed wire lying about, intertwined with various objects and grown into trees are also a must. Old tires lying on their sides and containing rain water and mosquito larvae are also highly recommended.

Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.