I saw this exact post on another (now defunct) board about 19 years ago. In fact, the poster was from Minnesota (IIRC). The board administrator/moderator had a cow over it.
But I wonder...is this just a coincidence?
Must be. I ain't from Minnysoda, Iforgiron is my only other board, and I haven't been on the web that long.
Other than that...
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!