Originally Posted by colodog
Nitwits coming up the mountain late and using their rifle scope on me to see if I was an Orange elk.


This!!!
Apparently I resemble either a:
1.) Orange Elk
2.) Orange Deer
3.) Orange Pronghorn

I have been in thunderstorms in the mountains, tornadoes on the plains and had a mountain lion growl at me in the dark. Yeah, those things get your heart rate up, but seeing some halfwit staring at you thru the Tasco atop his brand new 30/06 makes me scared.

“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
Kaywoodie