https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/24/us/aggressive-turkey-relocated-trnd/index.html

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(CNN)A neighborhood in Oakland, California, can rest easy now that a turkey nicknamed "Gerald" was safely relocated to nearby hills.
Estimated to be around 20 pounds, Gerald had been causing problems in the Grand Lake neighborhood for months, attacking dozens of people and ultimately leading to the closure of nearby Morcom Rose Garden, an 8-acre municipal garden that was his favorite stomping grounds.


Only in California.....

I am..........disturbed.

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