His NAME is Yvon.

REI concentrates its marketing efforts to the Liberal West Coast where each state is populated by 60% or more urban forest, no specific gender pussy population.

Chances are YOUR young child KNOWS more about the Wilderness than the average "clerk" in any REI outlet.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !