I was sitting at my desk in the office on time when the "electric company" called to tell me they were at my house to turn of the electricity.
Hmmm, peek out the window. Nothing.
"I've always wanted to know, what is it like to be a liar and a thief?"
Why would you say that, I'm from the electric company
"no, you're not. You're a crook. What do you tell you children when you go home at night? Daddy was such a GREAT cheat and crook today, you should be proud?"
(feebly) Sir, we are going to cut of your electricity......
"no, you're not. I wonder, when you go to your Grandmother's house for her birthday, what do you tell her? "Grandma, I'm such a great thief and a liar, I am everything you've ever dreamed I would be..?"
I kept this up for a good 10 minutes, until he finally hung up on me. If just one of these loser call center creeps walks out on the job because of me messing with him,, it'll maybe slow them down just a wee bit.
