I'm not a farmer by nature, I'm a rancher. Ranchers can fix anything with duct tape and baling wire--A farmer has a nice mechanic shop. We can drive a pickup faster through the sage brush than a farmer, especially if we know a farmer who can put it back together for us.
This describes my dad to a tee! He will anything to stay out of a tractor if farming is involved. Loves his cows though.....
