Originally Posted by slumlord
Mrs slumlord was chopping tobacco when she was 8
She is pre-programmed to work


She been boring a hole in the goddamm wall through the back of the entertainment center already today. Pilot bit, paddle bit, hole saw, 2600 watts of lights in my face, picture frames falling off the walls

JFC the sun never sets on the british empire


All I know is, I’m out of Big Red and the baby huey ate all my lunchmeat

WTF is she doing now????

Slip her a crushed up happy pill or something.

If she is working and not making benjamins from it.

Makes zero fugging sense....

Wasted effort for 0 net gain benjamin wise???


You need ta get that woman straightened out!!!


LOL!!!