I was about to comment on the pleasure of crunching down on grains of sand. (The same effect can be had with those horrid cream-cheese wedding mints with sand, or is it ground glass, sprinkled on top of them.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.