A man in northern Louisiana woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Cajun Bear Remover Specialist." He called the number listed and the bear remover, a fellow named Fontenot, said he'd be over within an hour.
Fontenot arrived soon, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.
"Me, I'm going to put dis ladder up against da roof. Den, I'm going to go up dere and knock da bear off da roof wit dis baseball bat. When da bear falls off da roof, ma pit bull is trained to grab da bear by his testicles, and not let go. Da bear will den be subdued enough for me to put him in da cage in da back of da van."
Fontenot then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for and why are you giving it to me?" the homeowner asked.
Fontenot, the Cajun Bear Remover Specialist, says "If da bear knocks me off da roof, you shoot da dog right away."
