Hotel maid at the beach. Every bed smells like shrimp farts, ocean water, walmart sunscreen, and jhizz.
LOL
you ever hear that deal about always locking your toothbrushes up with your other valuables.
Supposedly these people came back from a trip, (film camera era)
Got their film developed and there was a pic of their toothbrushes in some hairy ass crack. Consuela hooked em up.