Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by auk1124
Hotel maid at the beach. Every bed smells like shrimp farts, ocean water, walmart sunscreen, and jhizz.



LOL

you ever hear that deal about always locking your toothbrushes up with your other valuables.

Supposedly these people came back from a trip, (film camera era)

Got their film developed and there was a pic of their toothbrushes in some hairy ass crack. Consuela hooked em up.


Toothbrushes get zipped up in a shaving kit in the luggage. That way I figure Consuela and Diabeto will be too busy digging through dirty laundry pockets for stray 20s to bother jamming our toothbrushes in their asscracks.