Originally Posted by slumlord
I get up and work a room. I like to experiment with personality types. Used to do it at work. With different contractors, developers, engineers, out of towners. lol

Did it at CostCo a few days ago. Struck up a conversation with an old lady in the optical. Had her believing I gave an enthusiastic shît about The Roll Tide. She had a Bama jacket on, I took it from there. This woman went football to her house dogs, her lawn care treatments to kenny rogers, bled her out in 15 minutes.

I could’ve sold her a $1500 kirby vacuum cleaner and a new roof.



You must have been a real panty dropper!


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty