Wife really likes to debrief me and get the package unwrapped. I'd read that after menopause, they were supposed to pause. Nope. Boxer briefs keep the leg elastic way better than those tidy whities. Willy and the gonads were always looking for a way out to escape those little white jobs.

My other auto is a .45

The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory