Lace up reusable boot condoms
The perfect solution is to not go outside in the icky mud... Like Bozeman Bob.
Working nights still ?
Doing nothing still? Cowboy overboots, OMG the horror. . .
Com'on Bob. One picture, a fish you caught, a deer you bagged, a rifle you did something with, any damned thing you did something with, mounted a scope, built a cabinet, fuucking anything at all?